I have many names for Kara... my true love. My go to name for her: Honeysuckle Rose. As you know... the original Honeysuckle Rose was a pirate vessel skippered by the infamous Ricardo Johnson... a fearsome pirate and English professor.
She likes the idea of being a sweet lady upon the open seas, the salty air in her nostrils, the fresh blood of an innocent on her decks.
The previous name was Hottie Squad. I started using this because of her hotness. Summertime Georgia, High Noon, Greenhouse, Asphalt hot. So hot it was like a squad of hotties were storming my Nordic Castle and all I had on was my kilt, and some crocs, and a Popsicle. Who can stop/resist/deny such an overwhelming force... and so you can see my point.
Other names... that haven't stuck.
Mr. Wheezy
Hot lips
Jacob the Barber
Rosa
Tender Morsel
Lady of the Loch
Turnbuckle Magee
Sneakers
Love Drummer
Tasty Freeze
A Couple of Coins
833-445
Howdy Pants
Syrupy Surprise
Nancy Regan's Best Bud
Gravity Hurts Up High
Hum Drum's Antidote
House Work Happiness
Putter
Teresa
Gerbil Maze
Corn Maze
Maize Maze
People like to be called names other than their real names. It is comforting to them. They like it... because it makes them feel famous. I would like to know a famous person... and so the names.
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