Sport Cleaning vs. P90X2

I don't have any idea about P90X2 but I know that sport cleaning kicks. Tony Horton, the mastermind behind P90X and the most shredded, ripped up 55 year old on the planet has really got something going on the fitness front. But what about the life front? What about all the rest?

Some would argue that if you are in peak physical condition that you'll do many other things more efficiently. You'll work better. You'll sleep better. You'll give a better and more muscular massage. I don't think that is enough. I think you need to be in peak physical condition AND peak life condition. Like is so often the case... I want more.

So many exercise programs today are one dimensional. I'm looking for multidimensional routine that maximizes efficiency and leverages productivity. It is a regime that should leave your heart pounding, a damp brow, and a clean floor for example.

I'm of the opinion that there isn't enough talk or time given to flooring cleaning in our culture. I think that a lot of people are spending a lot of time cleaning floors around the world and it simply isn't getting the press it deserves. You can argue that Jim Dyson has taken a stab at this topic but we all know that his motivation is for the dolla and not for physical powa (power). That lack of press ends now.

I'd like to address this deficiency by rolling out a new workout/cleaning program I call Sport Cleaning (or Happy Clean in Europe).

Sport Cleaning takes what we, mankind, do already and adds an advanced physical element combining resistance and cardiovascular training. All we have to do is install a series of extra-strength anchor points in our homes. In every room there shall be four anchors in each corner. The sport cleaner shall don the sport cleaning apparatus which is a double thick neoprene unitard with multiple attachment points. The cleaner shall then attached resistance bands to the suit and to the anchors in the room. Now you see the benifits.

At this point the sport cleaner simple cleans as they might normally do. Obviously the center of the room is easily cleaned. The corners are more difficult. The idea would be that to reach the corners one would have to preform as a human tether ball hurling oneself into the corner.

Try it. You'll like it. I've been doing to for days and the benefits are unmistakable.

If you like this sort of program... make sure to ask me about my other fitness programs:

Invisa-Dutch
Commuter Core
The Electric Amish

Happy New Year