This year we've started a new tradition.
The post Christmas clean-up is a bit of a bummer so I've decided to spice things up a bit. Instead of simply hand mulching our organically grown Fraser Fur like we usually do, we're going to push the tree disposal boundaries a little bit.
Back when I was in university my college chums and I went through a brief period of time when throwing things off the roof our our house was a grand form of entertainment. It was this memory that inspired the activities of tonight.
With the family gathered a safe distance away from the landing area, I pulled the now thoroughly dry tree up onto the roof of our home. There I doused it with kerosene using a small hand-held sprayer and lit it ablaze.
Its glowing arc through the cold night sky was something our family will cherish in our hearts forever... or until next year.
I'm seeing a "claim denied" letter from State Farm.
ReplyDeleteWe cooked our eggs over the smoldering ashes this morning.
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