During the most recent State of the Union address I decided that John Boehner will never be president. I don't know if he has aspirations to become the leader of the free world but he will most certainly not be.
Boehner is the current Speaker of the House of Representatives and has been both the minority and majority leader of the House. His role as speaker also means that he is second in line to the presidency of the United States following the Vice President in accordance with the Presidential Succession Act.
In the event he were sworn in as the President I predict mass chaos would ensue. Boehner is a representative from Ohio. I have spent time in Ohio during the winter months and the deep level of tan that Boehner sports during ALL months of the year is unnatural and disturbing. He clearly has a love affair with politics and leisure. He has shunned the SPF for the RNC.
I have observed that people get uneasy around the deeply tan. This is particularly true during the winter. And when someone is from Ohio. And when that person is into politics and participating in the gridlocked dysfunctional government.
War against the unnatural tan. Vote no.
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