Hoarding Vacations

I've come up with a fantastic new business venture and I'm looking for some seed money.

You, like I, have become fascinated with reality television. I love storage wars, and pawn stars, and top gear, and flipper. Clearly the most interesting show on the tele is the hoarding show. It is kind of like watching someone be sick on the side of the interstate - a short, grotesque, must.

So based on that I'm starting a line of reality show based destination vacations. The flagship vacation/experience will be the hoarding themed week-long survival based event that pits you against The Hoard. The beauty of my business model is that, from my understanding, hoarding is in vogue and so you can often find a hoarder within a 30 minutes drive from every person in America. Hoarders love the possibility of more hoarding so we will offer them an all expenses paid trip to a clean tidy home where they can hoard anew.

My new company, "Pleasure is Deplorable" places travelers into the hoarders now vacant home to vacation in misery. Here are some upsides: travel costs are significantly reduced due to the close proximity. Also the vacationer/participant will spend the entire week in The Hoard trying to find edible food and somewhere to sleep so there aren't any comfort costs. And last but not least you can't leave until the week is over so you save on entertainment expenses. So you're gonna live by your wits, spend very little money, and lose a couple of pounds - the exact opposite of a normal vacation.

I want to free us from the pressure of taking an expensive and relaxing vacation. I want people to come home and feel like home is their vacation. That they have a lot of be thankful for. That when you arise in a semi-clean, semi-warm, semi-stocked refrigerator and your pets are living that you'll give thanks. You'll know that hoarding isn't all that's is cracked up to be, no matter how great they make it look on television, and that today is a day of wonderful possibility.