Thursday, March 1, 2012

Don't Listen to me because...

I can't get my act together enough to get my kids to flush the toilet.

We're not hardcore environmentalists at our house which might explain the flushlessness.
We're not into "earthy" odors that promote digestion or deep sleep or meditative states.
We're not even conservators, instead using what seems like multiple rolls per visit.
We don't manufacture our own aggressive waste ingesting microbes in a makeshift basement laboratory/kitchen so we don't have to flush and thus save on the water bill.

We water the grass for Pete's sake.

What is wrong with me? With us? With them?

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